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Bawssfaic Athletic Shorties 〠

Bawssfaic Athletic Shorties 〠

Regular price $50.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $50.00 USD
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SPORTS! COLORS! Wear them to bed, to the grocery store, to the pool, on your bike, walking your salamander, wherever.

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• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Your wiener might fall off if you wear this just kidding

This product can expose you to chemicals including Abiraterone acetate, which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
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